I swear I can look at their little sweet furry faces and know they have done something ridiculous I just haven't found it yet. Oldest to youngest they are Mo, Beetle, Sophie, Fats, and Shay. Mo and Beetle are my mother-in-law's kitties. Beetle is a territorial shithead. Excuse me for saying that, there are just no other words to describe her that could be more accurate. She is always harassing Fats and has a kitty scream that you would not believe. It's startling, to say the least. She hops on anything Fats is on or under and lets out this scream that doesn't sound like it should be coming from a domesticated animal.
Mo is also very vocal. She just talks and talks to anyone in the room. She's a snuggle butt as long as she thinks you are asleep already. She has unnecessarily loud meows and a few different voices. She doesn't believe in using an inside voice.
Sophie is the most laid back- I give zero cares about anything kind of kitties. She is Cassie's baby. She's a spot stealer, a door stalker, and soft meowing kind of girl.
Fats, oh, how to describe little Fatty Fat Fats. He's a shoulder rider, it doesn't matter where he has to jump from, he will be on a shoulder just like a pirate has a parrot. He likes to nap on the tops of the doors. He will attack you and then love you with his whole face on your face, kind of guy. He wants to be the center of attention all of the time, no matter who is doing what, good or bad attention, attention is attention with him. Just as long as he is having a good time.
Shay is the sweetest timid kitty. Her and Fats came to us as orphans at about 7 days old, she was only 4 ounces and her eyes weren't even open yet. She was weaker and so much tinier than Fats, even though there was only a 2 oz difference in them. She's a little lover kitty and has filled out so much. She has the posture of a cow on Skyrim. She's a drooling hair bow stealer, will pace back and forth so she can pet herself with your hand but take off if you try to pet her on your own. She's bouncy when everyone is asleep so we think someone is breaking in, kind of kitty.
All of that being said, that's why I wanted to review "Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us" a book, by Jim Tilberry. This is awesomely hilarious and so relatable!!! I know cats communicate, sabotage stuff, and work together to get what they want. I have seen it firsthand. I have even seen them push the dog's treats off the counter to them. It's crazy to see these guys in action.
As it goes, a married couple, Julie and Daryl, adopt 2 kitties and a dog from the shelter. One day, a few months after the adoption, Julie is convinced that the cats hate her. HAHA, This is on the first page and had me instantly sucked in. She had a dream that her cats tried to bury her in their litter box. After confiding in her twin sister, who thought that her sister was looking too far into it and the little situations that Julie was experiencing were just coincidences.
After talking, she recommends an animal communicator, a psychic named Patricia. Julie knew her husband would never go for the expenditure, so her sister Linda, got her a good deal. It worked! The psychic knew things, specific things, that had happened and the cats were not happy campers. She tells them all kinds of things the cats were holding grudges for.
How funny is that? HA, cat owners beware!! Cats are A-Holes and anything is possible. I wouldn't put it passed them. They are fully aware of what they are doing!!!
Julie confides in her husband and he thinks it's ridiculous. Cats are just stupid cats, they wouldn't be plotting against them. Since she is not convinced. One night she saw the cats in the guest room, facing each other, and knew they were silently communicating. After a while of convincing, she was able to get Daryl to agree to try out Cat Chat, a new app that detects cats' brainwaves to let their owners know what they are thinking.
This is hilarious! I would love to understand what our cats are thinking. This is the perfect coffee table book. Your friends will want to read it too! It's perfect for gifts too! Anyone with cats will love this book. The chapters are short and quick to read.
Back to the book...
So, Julie gets started getting the translations and is surprised from the start. Oliver and Windell, coded by O and W in the transcripts throughout the book, have so much to say. This book is so fun!
I forgot to mention the dog that likes to lick them, OMG You are going to love it!!! This is a whole family affair.
They contemplate what life on the other side of the window is like, the meaning and purpose of life, and things like who gets the cats in case of a divorce. Who would have thought cats think so much. And on top of that, they are thinking so much, in-depth!
You have to read the book. They are snarky little kitties! They would rather go back to the shelter than keep their new parents. Keep in mind there is a murder plot. Read the book to find out who the Russian and Chakeeta Bonita are.
By the end, Daryl and Julie are using the psychic animal communicator to find out who is who and what the answers are. Offering to pay more to "fudge" answers to the other spouse. This is great, you are going to love it!
Check it out on Amazon for your own copy of Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us.
I received this product for free as a gift to facilitate this review. If you have any questions.
As it goes, a married couple, Julie and Daryl, adopt 2 kitties and a dog from the shelter. One day, a few months after the adoption, Julie is convinced that the cats hate her. HAHA, This is on the first page and had me instantly sucked in. She had a dream that her cats tried to bury her in their litter box. After confiding in her twin sister, who thought that her sister was looking too far into it and the little situations that Julie was experiencing were just coincidences.
After talking, she recommends an animal communicator, a psychic named Patricia. Julie knew her husband would never go for the expenditure, so her sister Linda, got her a good deal. It worked! The psychic knew things, specific things, that had happened and the cats were not happy campers. She tells them all kinds of things the cats were holding grudges for.
How funny is that? HA, cat owners beware!! Cats are A-Holes and anything is possible. I wouldn't put it passed them. They are fully aware of what they are doing!!!
Julie confides in her husband and he thinks it's ridiculous. Cats are just stupid cats, they wouldn't be plotting against them. Since she is not convinced. One night she saw the cats in the guest room, facing each other, and knew they were silently communicating. After a while of convincing, she was able to get Daryl to agree to try out Cat Chat, a new app that detects cats' brainwaves to let their owners know what they are thinking.
This is hilarious! I would love to understand what our cats are thinking. This is the perfect coffee table book. Your friends will want to read it too! It's perfect for gifts too! Anyone with cats will love this book. The chapters are short and quick to read.
Back to the book...
So, Julie gets started getting the translations and is surprised from the start. Oliver and Windell, coded by O and W in the transcripts throughout the book, have so much to say. This book is so fun!
I forgot to mention the dog that likes to lick them, OMG You are going to love it!!! This is a whole family affair.
They contemplate what life on the other side of the window is like, the meaning and purpose of life, and things like who gets the cats in case of a divorce. Who would have thought cats think so much. And on top of that, they are thinking so much, in-depth!
You have to read the book. They are snarky little kitties! They would rather go back to the shelter than keep their new parents. Keep in mind there is a murder plot. Read the book to find out who the Russian and Chakeeta Bonita are.
By the end, Daryl and Julie are using the psychic animal communicator to find out who is who and what the answers are. Offering to pay more to "fudge" answers to the other spouse. This is great, you are going to love it!
Check it out on Amazon for your own copy of Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us.
I received this product for free as a gift to facilitate this review. If you have any questions.
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